Bloody computers!

I have not been able to connect through my wireless capability for about two weeks now and had to phone the help line in the end to sort it out. It turned out that the most obvious button was turned off. All I had to do was press one BIG button at the top of the keyboard and I was on! What a complete dickhead I felt!

However all is well now and it is working fine. And just for a laugh check out

Stupid labels Some manufactures must think you are daft!

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."