More phone problems

The saga of the mobile phone continues and not just with mine! After getting the phone working finally, I had problems getting on my home wi-fi. I got on to Virgin media to explain and it turned out that my router was not picking up the phone. So I was told to turn it off and restart to get it to pick up the wi-fi.

Which I did. And then the bloody phone would not turn back on! I tried it for ages, but without success. As you might have guessed after all the problems I have had, I went up the wall. I phoned to try and get some technical assistance and all that was said was that they would take the phone away, and check it out and see if it needed repairs. 

As I had only had the phone nine days, and only had it working for three, this was not acceptable, and I asked to be put through to cancel the contract. In the meantime the phone restarted and luckily I have had no problems since. 

And then more problems with my partners phone. I gave her the old phone as it was bigger than her old one. and replaced her SIM card from her old one into my old one. Does that make sense? Then of course I had to download Facebook onto it. Oh Facebook did not like that! Because it is a new phone they blocked it and I had to eventually get onto here account via my computer and verify it.  What a mess around.

And as she does not use email much, we had to set up a new email account to access the Play store to download FB etc. 

My swearing and blood pressure went up yesterday I am sure! 

Bloody computers!

I have not been able to connect through my wireless capability for about two weeks now and had to phone the help line in the end to sort it out. It turned out that the most obvious button was turned off. All I had to do was press one BIG button at the top of the keyboard and I was on! What a complete dickhead I felt!

However all is well now and it is working fine. And just for a laugh check out

Stupid labels Some manufactures must think you are daft!

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."